The
Great Fanboy Planet Corpse Bride Contest!
(Open
from 9/15/05 to midnight 9/22/05)
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No, Tim
Burton isn't going to give you cake.
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Why is
our contest (with the help of Warner Brothers) so great?
Because all YOU have to do is tell us who you are.
You
don't even have to tell us why you love Johnny Depp because,
quite frankly, I work at a girls' school and I know perfectly
well why you all love Johnny Depp. Unless you're a guy,
and then I still know why.
You
don't have to tell us why you love Tim Burton, though you're
welcome to rave away. He might read this site and get all
verklempt and moved and then send you a nice shrunken head
as a thank you present.
But
really, we're not trafficking in miniaturized skulls. We're
offering a full one-sheet poster from Tim Burton's Corpse
Bride and a magnet set (from the same film) to one
lucky reader who enters the contest. If you are not THAT
lucky winner, you could still get second prize, which is
a one-sheet poster sans magnet set. Third prize
-- you're fired.
Just
email your humble
editor and include Corpse Bride in your header so I
know that that's why you're writing.
Once
you've entered, you can check out Corpse Bride related sites
such as Ask
the Dead or Bonymail,
though what you would ask the dead I don't know. Try not
to bother them with questions like "where's my supper?"
In just
over one week, on 9/24/05, a highly trained
cadre of undead monkeys will draw the two names at random.
If not an undead monkey, we'll hold Goodson's baby daughter
over a list of names, and whoever she drools on gets to
win. We think Tim Burton would like that.
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