Will Clark be able
to save Lana from the funnel cloud? If he does, will she still wait
for Whitney, or was she never really planning to do that in the first
place?
Will Lex choose
to save his father? Will Pa Kent be able to stop the unscrupulous reporter
from escaping? What will the spaceship reveal to Ma Kent? How will Chloe
feel about being ditched at the dance?
In a bold decision,
the producers left the first season of Smallville teetering on
a serious cliffhanger. A real life and death kind of thing, not just
the kind of ending that actually wraps everything up before delivering
one last twist (Dawson's Creek does this every year). No, there
are real questions left to answer in every plotline, and we're stuck
to ponder them until October.
And there's a whole
lot going on, too, even before the promised tornado hit. Much of it
has been at least teased in previous episodes, or plays off past plotlines,
but it was a busy 60 minutes nonetheless.
Lionel Luthor opens
the episode by breezing, quite literally, into Smallville and announcing
the closing of the LuthorCorp plant. He lays the blame at Lex's feet,
claiming the plant wasn't showing a profit. Naturally, Lex tries to
refute this accusation. He goes so far as to orchestrate an employee
buyout, desperate to forge his own independent future.
The plant closure
would leave half the town unemployed, forcing many to leave, including
Chloe's family. Lionel retaliates against Lex's plans by buying the
Smallville Savings and Loan, tying up most of the town's capital.
After a brief and
seemingly innocuous scene last week where Whitney learned of his father's
military past, he has enlisted in the Marines. He wants Lana to wait
for him, which she's not entirely sure she wants to do, but for now,
at least, she seems willing.
But if both Lana
and Clark are left without their significant others, will they home
in on each other? Especially since Whitney's got the meteor necklace
with him as a memento?
Finally, Lex's
pet reporter Nixon follows his nose to the Kent farm, where he rigs
their truck to explode and videotapes Clark surviving it. He even swipes
the crucial octagonal item from Lex's desk and goes into the storm cellar
to find the spaceship, just as the tornado is hitting.
Jonathan is incensed
to find him there, and chases him out into the storm, just as the missing
piece has fitted itself into the little craft, which lights up in front
of the astonished Martha. (Totally the seal of the House of El, by the
way.)
This last piece
of the cliffhanger does bother me a bit - aside from the mysterious
crash, Clark isn't all that suspicious. He's not very subtle about using
his abilities, though, and I may have overlooked Nixon overlooking him
in the act. It's not that I don't think he'd eventually get to the Kents
- I'm just not convinced that the conclusion would be so easy to draw.
Lex has noticed
the missing meteor memento, though, and is tearing up his office searching
for it when Lionel storms in. The storm then tears up the mansion, and
Lex must make the choice whether to rescue his father from the debris
or leave him to his death. We leave a conflicted, bloody-eyed Lex weighing
the pros and cons.
While Lana is driving
Whitney to the bus station to ship out for training, Clark is romancing
Chloe at the Spring Formal. (Pete's "shout-out" to theme song-providers
Remy Zero is incredibly lame, but they're a pretty good band.) But when
the news of the tornado reaches the gym, he takes off like a shot, arriving
just in time to watch Lana's truck get sucked up into the crappy CG
funnel cloud. Seriously, The Wizard of Oz had better effects.
So it's to be continued,
and please don't fret your little heads with speculations and spoilers
this summer. Get out there. Read a book or watch a good movie. Swim
or inline skate or something. I know I will be.
It's not that I
don't care what happens, but for some reason this cliffhanger completely
failed to engross me - unless it means John Glover won't be back for
more magnificent scenery-swallowing next year, in which case I'd rather
spend the summer in blissful ignorance.