The
U.S. doesn't officially get Season Three of Torchwood until
July 20, but you just know that sites are going to spoil
it right and left before then. Including this one. Here,
now, are the most important things to look forward to when
you finally see it on BBC-America:
1.
Captain Jack is the Face of Boe…and no longer
the Abs of Steel.
2.
Captain Jack reveals his fatal weakness –
Chunky Monkey Ice Cream.
3.
Ianto is a sucker for a man in uniform…or
a girl in cybernetic armor.
4.
Gwen’s eyes well up with barely suppressed
tears whenever someone talks about life.
5.
The Burt Reynolds cameo was unexpected but awesome.
6.
Martha Jones turns out to be a Dalek.
7.
Rose Tyler crosses dimensions and television shows
one last time because her universe doesn’t have Secret
Diary of a Callgirl.
8.
Rhys is actually the Master.
9.
Owen faked his death and now runs a sweets shop
in Brighton.
10.
Captain Jack cannot die, but until he met Ianto,
he’d never really lived, either.
We
hope this helps.
